somehow this was funny in my head. if you can believe it

If only he had a blue balloon.

ah facebook

That would be pretty messed up.

hmm. i need a time machine to try that line now

"You need to be more creative. Repeating it over and over in a singing voice isn't gonna work either" "I'm not saying anything, its the music!"

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It can't just be me who thinks girls with dyed hair are kinda hot....right?

trial and error.

We all have secrets...even the guy who collects them.

ads

Targeted advertising has come a long way from where it started.

lol…

There should be a class on this stuff. I would ace it. Internet Slang and how it has changed 101.

ouch

"Don't you wanna meet Michael Jackson?" "Do you want me to die faster?"

Hah

Oh man, then there could be human tipping!

Cash cow

"Can't you pump out more than $1 bills?" "moooo....no...moo"