what are you lookin at?

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underwater peoples

"Yeah so you really didn't turn into stone did you? I kinda liked you" "What!? Huh? I'm totally alive!"

ah college jokes

If this for some reason doesn't make sense, just add in bed to the end of everything to make it a joke for yourself.

admittedly this is still fun

"Wanna come back to my place?" "no!" "I'm a doctor though!" "Oh...alright."

Finally, here we go back into it.

This is like 100 bucks a minute. Crime pays more than if I got my masters!

Tomorrow.

I PROMISE.

So how does it make you feel?

"Being a man feels good doesn't it..?"

she really is the most useless x (wo)man

Seriously. Who created her? I'm sorry. Halle Berry as a normal person is more of a superhero than her.

hmmmmmmmm

Probably not good when I have to tell people to look up something to get a joke. Especially a mediocre one at best. Yeah!

bye mother nature

I don't think she could handle living without michael jackson.